A bit about dinner tonite. Was served a scarlet yellow liquid with some pieces of a cheap brand of eraser today. Cook claims it was paneer (a type of cheese), but I have my doubts. Saved some pieces for my pencil errors.

We had thin circular flaps of white rubber. Cook claiming it was chapattis ( a type of bread, probably), but I have my doubts.

Overall, my attitude towards food is pretty elastic, wouldn't you say?