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Tuesday, March 18, 2003

BREAKING NEWS: NO-WAR CHOPSUEY

March 18 New Delhi (Gaurav News Service) - The Indian Parliament has just passed a resolution renaming American Chopsuey as No-War Chopsuey. All restaurants, hotels, and Chinese food shacks have been ordered to make the necessary changes in their menucard, or face the consequences.

Next time you go out for some cheap Chinese food in India, be sure to order No-War chopsuey instead of American Chopsuey.