Vantage point

Monday, March 17, 2003


Today during class, I noticed that the hair of the guy sitting in front of me looked very oily.

"Hey, have you oiled you hair today?" - Moi

"No, no, not oil, I just had a bath before coming and didn't have time to towel dry my hair, that's why it looks like that" - Him

"Oh, you better be careful to make sure it doesn't look like oil" - Moi

"Why?" - Him

"Well, if George Bush thinks your hair has so much oil, he may accuse your hair of having links with the Al Qaeda, producing weapons of mass destruction, then send in partisan weapons inspectors, and finally launch a full fledged attack on your head, promising to establish democracy there." - Moi

Him, trying his hardest not to burst out laughing while the Prof was teaching.