Hey Casey, Where are you?
(Casey is short(!!) for Casio, my calculator).

All is forgiven, honey, come back. Don't disappear like this, that too right in the middle of my midterm exams. When I could not find you anywhere this afternoon, half an hour before the exam, I was crestfallen, devastated, and have realised how much you mean to me. Come back, tell me what I did wrong, and maybe we can work things out between us.

Love,
Gaurav

On a more serious note - Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, I lost my calcy. Hope I can find it in the PGP office when it opens tomorrow.