We were trading some really corny jokes recently. Here's a real corny one.

A guy goes to a VCD store and asks for the VCD of "Dil Se". The shopkeeper nods, goes into a room and comes out, not with a VCD, but with a peacock. Why?

Because "Maango Dil Se, Milega more".

Old hats would have heard of it, but it's worth refreshing your memory.

By the way, going off on a complete tangent, what if you desire something a lot and the object of your desire asks you what you desire?