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Tuesday, August 29, 2006

All work and no sex makes Pluto a non-planet

Pluto was doomed to be demoted the day its name was given to a relationship which involves a lot of talking, sympathy, support, "being there for you" but no sex. i.e the plutonic friendship. The demotion of the erstwhile planet was just a culmination of this emmasculating experience which lasted over several decades. You take sex out of the picture and sooner or later, the relevance has got to wither away.

Going by that logic, one planet that will never be demoted is Uranus. All hail the gays!

P.S - Yes, yes, I know it's platonic and not plutonic. But last I checked, there was still a long time to go until the expiration of my creative license.