A Chat With A Friend

Him: you liked Grindhouse?????
Me: loved it, dude
Him: i hated it!!
Me: why? it was so amazing?
Him: too gory, especialy planet terror
Me: that's a flimsy reason
Him: hey come on.... it was revoltingly gory
Me: i've never disliked a movie on those grounds. you know the only movie i hated because it had too much gore?
Him: which?
Me: an inconvenient truth :P
Him: eh? ohhhh...... you need to die very soon for inflicting that on me