All hail the Goddess!

Do you live a life of confusion? Is your room always messy? Are things around you chaotic? Do you feel nothing makes any sense?

Discordianism is the answer to your problems.

What is Discordianism you might ask?

Well, the answer is Five Tonnes of Flax.

Still don't get it?

Consult your pineal gland.

And while you're at it also read Principia Discordia.