Puneri signs in USA

Sign at the San Diego airport - "Questions about guns and weapons are to be taken seriously. Please do not joke while answering". Or something to that effect. It reminded me of the much maligned "Puneri signs". I can almost imagine this sign in Puneri marathi -

Bandook aaNi itar hatyaaraanbaabat prashNa gaambhiryaane ghyaave. Krupayaa uttar detaana vinod karu naye.