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Thursday, October 16, 2008

John McCain tried to kill me!

Last night we hosted a drinking game during the debate. For the uninformed, this is a game in which you list down the catchwords, pet phrases and other such cliches on a chart, and whenever a candidate says anything on the list, you drink. We had some 1-sip words, some 2-sip words, and a couple of "bottoms up" phrases.

One of the bottoms up phrases was "saying a random voter's name". And John McCain somehow found out about it and tried to get me and my friends killed by alcohol poisoning. He brought up Joe the plumber 21 times. Obama pitched in too, saying it 4 times. They tryin' to keell Poppy?

And no, we did not down 25 drinks. Survival instinct kicked in and we amended our list mid-game. But that does not take away from the fact that the two candidates colluded and tried to kill us!