All hail Bobby Jindal!

Hurray! Bobby Jindal has finally become the Governor of Louisiana. This is a proud day for the Indian American community. His achievement is an inspiration to all of us. His success tells us all that if we change our names to those of characters from American sitcoms, convert to christianity, oppose abortion without exceptions, oppose stem cell research, advocate the teaching of intelligent design in science classes, support legislation banning flag burning, and spout a lot of inspirational christian aphorisms, we too will be respected for the Indians that we are.

I am so high on inspiration right now, I don't even need to drink to celebrate!