Karan Johar's Masterstroke

A conversation between me and a friend

Me: I really hate Kareena Kapoor.
Friend: Me too!
Me: She is so irritating. She actually makes her sister seem bearable.
Friend: I agree.
Me: In fact, you know what is the only right thing Karan Johar has done in his life?
Friend: What?
Me: Name Kareena's character "poo" in K3G. Can't think of another word that descibres her better. Poo!