"Ever Noticed..." Volume 1

Ever noticed how the slowest, dumbest people lacking even the basic grasp of technology end up in front of you in an ATM queue? While you are fidgeting outside, muttering "What is taking them so long? I would have dismantled the entire ATM machine in this much time", the person inside is inserting cards, punching buttons and pocketing cash in ultra-slow motion.

Isn't it irrrrrrrrritating to have to wait for your turn behind such hicks?

It is! Ask the person who is in the queue behind you.