More Eumourous Wisecracks

Did you hear about the footballer who got on the wrong side of the Mumbai Police?
He was killed in a penalty shoot-out.

Q - What did the Germans say when the Dutch scored the equaliser?
A - How Ruud!!

....and by the way, did you know that the Czech team never pays using cash?
...or did you know that Kasparov desperately wanted to date Martina Navratilova so that he could have a Czech mate whenever he wanted?

Maybe there should be a separate post for Czech jokes. :)