"He was copping a lot of abuse, but spitting is not on in my book. That's a bit out of line."
Maybe he should have taken a leaf out of John Cleese's book - blown his nose at the crowd and farted in their general direction.
I don't think the spitting is a problem, but the monkey gestures might get him on trouble. The standard defence that would spring to the minds of the Indian team management is - Bhajji has itchy armpits.
Bu here's what Bhajji should say instead - "I wanted to say to the crowd "tum sab ki maa ki..."... but they couldnt hear me, so to signal to them I gestured like a monkey. They think monkey-maaki is the same, so this should be an acceptable physical sempahore for "teri maaki"
Is anyone else experiencing monkey fatigue?