Is that the best you can do, you pansies?

Another day, another cricket-comics similarity. Doesn't Matthew Hayden, in appearance, dimensions and the way he pummels bowlers, remind you of Marv from Sin City? Both are ruthless, relentless and almost sadistically violent, going about their business like butchers who relish their jobs. Both are massive enough to curve space time and make light bend. And both strike the same fear in the hearts of their adversaries. I would not like to be in the same hemisphere as either of them when they are pissed off.