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Friday, December 15, 2006

The Gargantuan Usefulness of Mike Hussey

Tinku had a crush on Chinki. He had been showering her with attention, having long phone conversations with her, and gotten quite close to her. But he still didn't know if she liked him back "that" way. He asked his best friend, an expert womaniser, how to figure that out. The laconic friend, gave him a cryptic 3-word piece of advice.

Armed with this advice, he went to meet her. And looking at her intently, he asked,

"Chinki, who do you think is the best batsman in the world right now?"

Chinki blushed and said, "Mike Hussey".

Tinku was overjoyed. He knew now that Chinki liked him back. After all, as his friend said, "Hussey, toh phasee".