Dumbfounded!

If all the members of Monty Python, the founders of The Onion, Antony Jay, Jonathan Lynn, Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert took part in a huge orgy and somehow miraculously created a baby out of it with all their genes together, such a Super Satirical Baby would still not be able to come up with fake news that could match up to this.

Broadband providers have been charged with tax evasion. Why? Because the tax department says they are selling "light energy" through optical fibre. And the taxes applicable to light energy sellers will be applicable to them!

I wonder if babus have this internal competition to see who can come up with the reddest of all tapes.